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chocopiesforever: STEFFY WAT YOU SAY omfgggg… ;____; I love it… Matt’s reponse was “MAN SHE MADE ME HOTTER THAN I AM IRL” I was like shush omfg! TY so much for this little doodle… zomfg I will treasure it forever
Omfg idk if i should buy a 2ds pretty much just for sun and moon…
3starjammies: Everyone on here seems to love Danny Phantom, and like yeah it was a good show, but why do I never see anyone talking about My Life as a Teenage Robot? That show was amazing! You know, Yoh Yoshinari actually wanted to do an anime reboot
Omfg I’ve been working myself up for ages and edging for like half an hour and just as I was gonna orgasm my fucking wand died. I can’t, it completely ruined it and I like half came. I’ve never been so amused and frustrated all at once
So guise i just saw Meet Mr. Daddy and oMFG IT WAS LIKE THE SADDEST THING EVER AND JUST ENDLESS AMOUNT OF TEARS BECAUSE OMFG THE PLOT IS JUST GOING TO DESTROY YOUR HEART OK AND THE LITTLE GIRL IN THIS WAS SO DARN ADORABLE AND UGH FOREVER CRYING …
silvermender: blightwalker: samsamtastic: lextempus: bigfatfeminist: What Gay Guys Think About Vaginas. I was prepared to be annoyed but this is delightful. I’m laughing so hard omfg why is this so precious Ian…. This is so adorable
omfg he just kissed her omfg wait so he likes her? but he was like in love with that one chick hes dating for years or is he just like confused but omfg WAT WAT WAT ICANT
i just found this gif lying around in my laptop but omfg i made this when i bought my first kpop album which was B1A4’s ignition album and look at how excited i was!!memories! happier times guise WAY happier times T^T /cries/
chataek: Why does Sandeul always look like a three year old i’m not even kidding like-
iseeavoice: qalaba: iseeavoice: A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.” #’what
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
rageomega: mydeddyalabama: me writing a sex scene: damn bruh he was really clapping them cheeks it sounded like some mac & cheese & flip flops lmao they gettin that but anyway as she looked into his eyes she thought to herself she could spend
envy-and-pride: THE LORD HAS FORSAKEN THIS PLACETHE LORD HAS ABANDONNED US THE LORD HAS GIVEN UP ON USI WAS PLAYING THISGAME AND I JUST KINDA ASSUMED NATUREALLY THAT HE WAS THIS SENSEI WEARING A SUIT LIKE, YEAH SENSEI WITH SIX YEARS OF STUDYING BEHIND
WHEN I SAW THIS, I WAS LIKE: OMFG, I’M SOOOOO HAPPY :’D
"I didn't take the Common Sense merit because I thought I knew what I was doing. Apparently I was mistaken."
polychromaticdragon: when i got into kill la kill it was like omfg look at the animation look at the main character look at the weapons look at how cool this show is now its like o h my g od have you seen the picture of this stupid bara getting blushy
aliceinpunderland: elrondbaggins: tardis-mind-palace:ruthyless: when i was younger i had a really bad fear of seto kaiba when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on
principalcellist: sara-the-dork: i-havent-been-the-same-since-i: caz-tiel: hothaute: Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like what the fuck kind of scenario
pochowek: d1rtypaws: I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for
ouiladybug: I really felt like this was right out of an anime movie. Animation is so on point.
amazingdanisnotalion: nyehs: what if for an entire year everyone stopped having kids and then there was like an empty grade level for 12 years Imagine being the kid who’s parents fucked upLike they were born when no one else was lmao
claykaczmarek-y: i sent this photo to one of my friends with the caption ‘motherfuckin bubbles. you best envy me’ and all he did was reply with ‘ARE YOU NAKED????’ i was like, ‘what??????????no???’ ‘who the fuck takes a bath naked
christmasbarakat: my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants
bossies: The girl who sat next to me at the event today showed me this bag she picked up yesterday at FREE! only and I was like aw cu-WTF IS GOING ON DOWN THERE LMAO LET ME TAKE A PHOTO OF THIS
masasei: dmmd_69min was kemonomimi today so it was an excuse to draw forest AU ^q^ careful with your antlers, aoba—
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
human: beurselfhavefun: tibets: sscheibe: I literally don’t speak spanish but this was a wild trip what the fuck did i just watch did that all happen because of a kiss on the cheek telemundo is amazing HOLY FUCKING SHIT
omfg so i was about to start those drabbles but then i saw like three people ask for pairings with sei and i’m like who the fuck that.
toriknew: and then he was like gWOOAAH!!!! and then it was like BAKYUUUN!
formerlygraciouswings-blog: Anywhere you want. Any time you want. #I like to think that Luna traveled with the Doctor for years. She was his best friend; patient and wise, she always knew what to say or when not to say a word. She didn’t run in
pokemonmasterkimba: sabriiel: watsonly: s7ephencolbert: communismkillsitonthedancefloor: If you’re not excited for this movie, don’t talk to me. oh my god i thought this was fake bUT IT ISN’T NO WAIT LOOK AT THE TRAILER its like one huge
fivetail: deidiva: guys i wore these heat-resistant sleeves today to clean the friers and they were super ridiculous right i mean lookit them and i realized i waS LIKE SASUKE tHEN REALIZATION PT 2 HE WEARS THOSE dUMB LOOKIN ARMBANDS CAUSE FIRE HE
elle-lavender: freckledhoney: When I read that Lucy Liu played the accordion, I was like “yeah right!” But then I found these pictures and the following anecdote: Greg Germann, who plays [Richard] Fish, Liu’s love interest on [Ally McBeal], is
deerhoof: lms if you, too, get actively annoyed by the xkit news “unread messages” notification but refuse to click on the bubble to make it go away out of sheer laziness
213498: this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..? and he was like OMFG WHAT
dreamxxdream: So I listened to this and was hit by aruani feels out of nowhere I’m still unsure how to fit the titan trio in my reincarnation AU but I like to think Armin would be the first one to reach out to Annie if they met again. They’re a cute
the-weird-taylor: deck-the-halls-with-jensenackles: deck-the-halls-with-jensenackles: sOME GUY SOMEWHERE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD JUST SCREAMED “THE END IS NYE. BILL NYE. THE SCIENCE GUY” AND I WAS LIKE OMFG SO I YELLED BACK “I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES”
itsandrewpimentel: supjerbear: supremepeniskingsam: 213498: this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..? and he was like OMFG WHAT OH MY GOD
punkzoo: I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.” The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.
forevvy: #i missed the previous exchange on my first watch #and i though steve just handed people money sometimes #you know like grandparents do and stuff
renkris: didyougetmytext: the-vashta-nerada: i used to piss off my english teacher by making stupid csi puns every time a character died in hamlet like we got to the part where ophelia died and i borrowed a kid’s sunglasses and i was like “looks
imbringinglexiback: nakedorange: minejust-burnedgold: manda: d1cksp8rage: gayfortaylorlautner: “I had to wear this tight grey spandex suit — it was not attractive. Not sexy. I basically looked like a teletubby. I would let Kristen stroke my
tormented-tortoise: savethewales: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: I did meet a fake geek girl once. We were at school and she started to casually drop in that she liked comics/games/”geek stuff”, at the time I was wearing an iroman shirt. Deeper
magnumlee: This pre-prom picture from the Virgin Suicides creeps me out. The foreshadowing is intense. Lux’s hand looks like she’s holding a cigarette (she dies when she closes the garage door and starts the car while sitting inside the car smoking,
weloveshortvideos: We got like 10 kids to play the lebron james vine at once and the sub got pissed
deck-the-halls-with-jensenackles: deck-the-halls-with-jensenackles: sOME GUY SOMEWHERE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD JUST SCREAMED “THE END IS NYE. BILL NYE. THE SCIENCE GUY” AND I WAS LIKE OMFG SO I YELLED BACK “I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES” AND HE YELLED
soontobebritish: “We ran into the hotel room, where the studio was set up. We laid it down and as I was making the quick little beat Liam went [to the bathroom] and he came out and he was like ‘Bro, what if we write a song using all song titles?’
molliesmpire:open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can ever convince me otherwise
i go into the kitchen and the first thing mom tells me is “your dad was watching Hetalia”
omfg ‘beyond the boundary’ episode 6 I caN’T DO IT, IT WAS A good FILLER EPISODE BUT THEY DANCES AND SHIT AND IT LOOKED LIKE VOCALOID AND FUCKING DAMN IT I’M LA UGH ING
To anyone who went to SDCC and tried out Hunk’s food goo: what was it?? Like what was it made of?? Was it icecream or like jello or something?? This has been plaguing me all day I need to know omfg
I saw a post about this on my dash and it was my fav comic forever ago so I was like must try to draw them agaiN
pettyartist: nataliesama: arooooo: 1-800-hellyeah: did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats
martymikalski: remember when aang was on trial for a murder kyoshi was accused of and he was like OMG NONE OF MY PAST LIVES WOULD EVER KILL ANYONE WAH WAH WAH and then kyoshi appeared and was like YEAH I KILLED HIM W/E HE WAS A DOUCHE
![elle-lavender: freckledhoney: When I read that Lucy Liu played the accordion, I was like “yeah right!” But then I found these pictures and the following anecdote: Greg Germann, who plays [Richard] Fish, Liu’s love interest on [Ally McBeal], is](https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1013DN4F1rg071vo1_250.jpg)
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